ZombiewereJake sketch for my team, because Round Two’s prompt is basically the best. This is to get us pumped for making awesome stuff for the HSO! Yeah, go team!!

And by “I’ll post something good next time” I meant I would color this atrocity. Sorry.
HOMESTuCKS. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
jonnycravat:
Open up MS Paint and draw your OTP with your eyes closed. I want some uu-quality shit up in here.
It’s Snowman and Boxcars.
hm…. drat, i can’t even make blind drawings look too bad.
spades slick and ms. paint.
this is the best meme ive seen in awhile
mine came out too good to be a uu drawing though

Well, at least their mouths are close together.
HEY HOMESTUCKS WANT TO PLAY A GAME?
> open ms paint
> close eyes
> draw favorite character
> reblog with results
hahauihsdikfnm,vfbxgv equius
i couldn’t decide
aced it
drawn with mouse, only opened eyes to change colors
spades slick :’)
fuc king perf
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JOHN I REALLY TRIED TOO
I AM uu OMFGHDS
nOOOOOOO„„„,
in case you couldn’t guess, it’s terezi

Heck yes.
(via analogsampler)
- Blackwishingstar: aw well nothing will ever live up to the werechair fic for me
- Thierry Cole: Haha, alright, well, that one's kind of in its own special place of bad ficcery. You'll probably be looking for a while.
- Thierry Cole: That's the one where Eridan lays eggs on Sollux as a chair, right?
- Blackwishingstar: yeah
- Blackwishingstar: and in that moment i swear i shipped erisol
- Blackwishingstar: but then i stopped
- Thierry Cole: HAHAHAHAHA oh my god.
- Thierry Cole: I think I was the other way. I normally like Eridan/Sollux. But that one was like maybe I do not like Eridan/Sollux THAT much.
- Thierry Cole: I'm sorry, but chairs are just TOO INTENSE for me.
- Blackwishingstar: dont be chairist
- Thierry Cole: I'm not chairist! My best friend is a chair!
- Thierry Cole: I just don't like reading about them in fic is all.
- Thierry Cole: It's just not the natural order of things, if they're not with couches or some other type of furniture.
- Thierry Cole: I'm sure you can agree.
- Blackwishingstar: well if you would honestly not sleep with a person if you found out they were a chair youre enforcing chairist body norms
- Thierry Cole: I'm also agaisnt charis getting married i jsut think it's so wrong and amarrage is betwen a human and human.
- Thierry Cole: CHAIRIST BODY KNORMS I CNAT
- Blackwishingstar laughs into space
I don’t normally put sketches on this blog, but since all of the art I am working on now has to be kept in ~*seeecret*~ because it’s either for the HSO, personal projects, or commissions, I figured I might as well post this just so my blog isn’t completely dead.
This is a sketch I worked on about two months ago. It’s of Dirk Strider in some western getup! Also Maplehoof is there.
So I told my friend the next thing I’m going to post on my tumblr is going to be a serious drawing. And then I post… lesbian alien pirates. Okay.
Incidentally, one of the reasons I ship this is because qichi and I can’t tell the difference between Mindfang and Redglare (I still get them confused sometimes) and what better way to mask that bit of ignorance than putting them together!
Guess who’s working on some banners and stuff for HSO’s bonus round 0! And it’s of Mindfang<3<Redglare, too. I really like these characters, so I’m excited to see what their team will do! I made this all stylized and stuff because I thought it would be fun.
I’ll finish these banners and post them up later today, man, I promise.
The DirkJake Chorus (Bad Horse Chorus parody) Download
Welp not even sorry. Written by totalspiffage and thierrycole (AKA members of HSO Dirk<3 Jake wooo) Instrumental found here. Art by K.
Dirkjake dirkjake dirkjake they’re gay
They ride each each others’ boners and fuck shit up in style
Some of the fandom hate them but they make me smile
And til it’s proper canon, you know we’ll wait awhile
The page of hope, the prince of heart
The fanfiction and sexy artDirkjake dirkjake dirkjake still gay
The author is still working on keeping them apart
He understands the fanworks that a page can start
So make the shippers gleeful or they will lose their heart
There will be smut, it might be fake
So go draw fanart for dirkjake
This song is now our team’s official anthem. I will play this song with my hand placed upon my breast any time I am drawing content for one of our submissions. And I will sing along with tears at the corners of my eyes. Beautiful. Simply beatuiful*.
sourgreenapples replied to your post: Yeah, just updated my icon to add an O…
Team? :”O
I joined the Homestuck Shipping Olympics this year, on Team Dirk<3Jake! We’ll be creating stories and art and other media together for most of the summer. It’s gonna be really fun!
allele-louise replied to your post: Yeah, just updated my icon to add an ORAN…
DURP
No, you! This was a perfectly logical course of action to undergo, and now my icon is beautified because of it.



















